HEATH FRANKLINS CHOPPER IN MAKE DEADSHITS HISTORY

THU 13 NOV @ 7:30PM & 9.30PM

Price: Adult $30+bf, Concession $26+bf
Bookings: 02 9550 3666
Mode: Theatre Mode - Reserved Seating
Tickets: On sale now @ Metro Theatre & Ticketek; Buy tickets online

‘The funniest character in Australian comedy.’ * * * * * - Sunday Mail, Adelaide, 2 Mar 2008

‘Franklin is a true comedy talent.’ * * * * 1/2 - The Age, Melbourne, 7 April 2008

‘You’d be a deadsh*t to miss it.’ - Sunday Herald Sun, Melbourne, 30 Mar 2008

RUNNING TIMES
7.30pm Session
6.45pm Doors
7.30-8.45pm Chopper

9.30pm Session
9.15pm Doors
9.30-10.45pm Chopper

Every 3 seconds, somebody, somewhere in the world is being a deadsh*t. Now, look at the person to the left of you, now the one on the right, chances are one of the people you just looked at is also a deadsh*t. Now, if you looked right when I asked you to look left…yes, you’re a deadsh*t too.

From Sydney to Darwin to Perth to Hobart to Mackay and back again, Heath Franklin as Chopper in Make Deadshits History sold out shows in every capital city and regional centre earlier this year in his 26-town Australian national tour. Now he’s back by popular demand for a return season tour. Right after playing a sold out run in London this August! That’s right, Franklin’s Chopper is an international hit!

This Spring, Franklin’s Chopper will be head-butting his way around Australia again, tackling an issue bigger than world poverty or global warming – eradication of the terminally stupid.

In a world that is designed to protect people from their own stupidity, Chopper is worried that natural selection isn’t getting a fair go. Bono, Chris Martin, Bob Geldof - all the songs and all the concerts in the world aren’t going to change the fact, the world has never been a safer place for total deadsh*ts.

Forget Band Aid, Live Aid, Whinge F*ckin’ Whinge Aid - finally here’s a cause we can all get behind and a celebrity who has the moustache to pull it off.

*A dollar from every ticket sale goes to the Chopper ‘Make Deadsh*ts History’ Foundation to help get these people off the street. But, bullets don’t come cheap, so buy tickets now.